Vintage Y2K "Nope Not Today" Cat T-Shirt - S
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: M
- Pit-to-Pit: 18 inches
- Length: 28 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: Y2K
- Stitch: Double Stitch
- Tag: Tag is faded/missing
- Material: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend
- Condition: Great Vintage Condition (minimal signs of wear)
Some days, you just can't. This shirt says it all without you having to utter a word, channeling the eternally relatable mood of a cat who is absolutely over it. A spiritual successor to the cynical, slacker attitude of the 90s, this tee captures the sarcastic soul of early internet humor in its purest form. It's the perfect uniform for a day when your only plan is to cancel all other plans.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.






