Vintage Modern Bethesda "Fallout Vault Boy" T-Shirt - M
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: M
- Pit-to-Pit: 19 inches
- Length: 26 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: Modern
- Stitch: Double Stitch
- Tag: Bethesda
- Material: Cotton Blend
- Condition: Great Vintage Condition (Minimal signs of wear)
Even when the world's gone to waste, keep your chin up. This tee features Vault Boy, the perpetually cheerful mascot of Vault-Tec, offering his iconic thumbs-up. His chipper, winking face is a stark and classic contrast to the post-apocalyptic reality of the Commonwealth, a perfect piece of wearable irony. An esoteric bit of fan lore suggests his pose isn't just encouragement, but a grim tool for measuring the safety distance from a nuclear blast. Whether you're a Sole Survivor or just appreciate the retro-futuristic aesthetic, this shirt is a perfect companion for navigating the everyday wasteland.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.