Vintage 1980s Dead Kennedys "Too Drunk To Fuck" T-Shirt - S
This is not just a t-shirt; it's a statement from the heart of the 80s hardcore punk scene. The Dead Kennedys' infamous 1981 single, "Too Drunk To Fuck," was so controversial it was banned by the BBC, yet it still crashed the UK Top 40. This tee perfectly captures that defiant spirit with its raw, DIY aesthetic. The graphic, a repurposed photo of what appears to be a contemplative jazz musician, is brilliantly juxtaposed with the scrawled, anarchic title, creating a piece of wearable art that's as subversive today as it was then. This is the real deal—a genuine artifact from an era when music was a weapon.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.