Modern Sloth Saint Parody Graphic T-Shirt XS
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: XS
- Pit-to-Pit: 15 inches
- Length: 22 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: 2010s
- Stitch: Double-Stitch
- Tag: Faded/Missing/Unknown
- Material: Cotton or Cotton Blend
- Condition: Excellent Vintage Condition
Behold, the patron saint of lazy Sundays! This modern graphic tee offers a divine dose of humor, reimagining a classic holy figure as a blissfully relaxed sloth. The design is a brilliant piece of parody, featuring a sloth with arms outstretched in a familiar pose, complete with a halo of radiant sunbeams. Rendered in a clean, minimalist line-art style with a dark grey print on a soft, mint green background, this shirt is an instant conversation starter and a testament to clever, quirky design.
This piece, likely from the 2010s, is crafted from a soft and breathable cotton fabric that feels great against the skin, making it perfect for all-day wear. The shirt is in excellent pre-loved condition, showing almost no signs of wear, with the graphic still crisp and the color vibrant. There are no noticeable flaws like stains, holes, or cracking, making it a pristine find.
For collectors of unique and funny graphic tees, this shirt is a must-have. It’s a wearable piece of art that perfectly captures a laid-back, humorous vibe. Its excellent condition and unforgettable graphic make it a standout piece that’s ready to bring a smile to anyone who sees it, adding a touch of irreverent fun to any casual wardrobe.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.






