Modern The Home T "Most Likely To Get Socks" T-Shirt - S
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: S
- Pit-to-Pit: 17 inches
- Length: 26 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: Modern
- Stitch: Double Stitch
- Tag: The Home T
- Material: Cotton Blend
- Condition: Excellent Vintage Condition (Modern tee)
There's an unspoken honor in being the practical, reliable one, and this shirt is your badge. It's a nod to every holiday gathering and birthday where you've graciously accepted a multi-pack of Gold Toes. This tee from modern brand The Home T captures that self-aware, humorous resignation with a clean, simple graphic on a super soft, heather green fabric. It's the perfect uniform for your next white elephant gift exchange or a casual Tuesday when you're just feeling existentially cozy. Wear it as a prophecy or a fond memory of well-intentioned gifts past.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.






