Modern Sorry I Can't Funny Graphic T-Shirt M
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: M
- Pit-to-Pit: 20 inches
- Length: 27 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: Modern
- Stitch: Double-Stitch
- Tag: DOM
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Condition: Great Vintage Condition - Paint on right sleeve
For every introvert who's ever wanted the perfect excuse, this shirt says it all. This modern graphic tee boldly declares "Sorry I CAN'T, I HAVE PLANS WITH MY COUCH" in a clean, white screen-print against a classic navy blue backdrop. The playful script of the first line contrasts with the straightforward block letters below, making the humorous message pop with laid-back confidence. It’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who values a quiet night in over a loud night out.
Crafted from a soft and breathable cotton fabric, this shirt feels as comfortable as your favorite spot on the sofa. The navy blue has a subtle, even fade that gives it a gently worn-in vibe without any major signs of distress. It's a modern classic, likely from the 2010s, embodying the casual, slogan-driven style that has become a staple of contemporary streetwear. The double-stitch construction ensures it's built to last through countless movie marathons.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a badge of honor for the proudly unsociable and a must-have for collectors of witty, relatable graphic apparel. It’s in great shape, ready to become your go-to uniform for chilling, relaxing, and unapologetically canceling plans. Wear your priorities on your chest and let your t-shirt do the talking.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.