Vintage Y2K Ripple Junction "How To Pick Up Chicks" T-Shirt - M
A true gem from the golden age of literal humor tees, this shirt serves up peak Y2K wit. The classic "How to Pick Up Chicks" gag, complete with stick-figure instructions, is a perfect slice of mall-era nostalgia. It’s a simple, clever pun that’s guaranteed to get a smile, embodying the playful and slightly sarcastic spirit of the early 2000s.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.

Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.