Vintage Modern Buc-ee's "Never Eat Bayou Self" T-Shirt - XL
For anyone who's ever made the pilgrimage, Buc-ee's is far more than a gas station—it's a cultural phenomenon, a beacon of clean bathrooms and Beaver Nuggets on the endless American highway. This tee captures the brand's expansion into the heart of Cajun country with a brilliant pun, 'Never Eat Bayou Self.' The back graphic is a full-blown Louisiana crawfish boil, featuring our favorite beaver mascot about to get pinched. It's a wearable piece of road trip lore, celebrating Southern hospitality and the universally understood rule that good food is always better shared.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.

Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.