Vintage Modern Buc-ee's "Never Eat Bayou Self" T-Shirt - XL

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For anyone who's ever made the pilgrimage, Buc-ee's is far more than a gas station—it's a cultural phenomenon, a beacon of clean bathrooms and Beaver Nuggets on the endless American highway. This tee captures the brand's expansion into the heart of Cajun country with a brilliant pun, 'Never Eat Bayou Self.' The back graphic is a full-blown Louisiana crawfish boil, featuring our favorite beaver mascot about to get pinched. It's a wearable piece of road trip lore, celebrating Southern hospitality and the universally understood rule that good food is always better shared.

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Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.

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