Vintage Modern Englewood Grass Farm "Cycling Cow" T-Shirt - M
Straight from the heart of America's Dairyland, this tee captures the quirky soul of Wisconsin's cycling scene. The front graphic features a bovine champion, decked out in a bike helmet and reflective shades, clearly ready to crush some gravel. This isn't just some random novelty tee; the back hit reveals its roots as a piece of memorabilia from a local event sponsored by cycling giants like Trek, Saris, and Küat. It’s a hyper-specific slice of life from Fall River, WI, celebrating the unique intersection of farm life and two-wheeled adventure. This shirt has a story to tell about local grit, grinding gears, and probably some post-ride cheese curds.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.

Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.