Vintage Modern Goats on the Roof "Smoky Mountains Attraction" T-Shirt - M
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: M
- Pit-to-Pit: 19 inches
- Length: 27 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: Modern
- Stitch: Double Stitch
- Tag: Delta
- Material: Cotton or Cotton Blend
- Condition: Excellent Vintage Condition
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee is a vortex of pure Americana, and nothing captures its delightful weirdness better than Goats on the Roof. This shirt is a wearable souvenir from that iconic roadside attraction where, yes, actual goats live on the building's roof. The graphic channels a bit of a throwback vibe with its boxed-in, sunset-striped landscape, a nod to the national park souvenirs of the 80s. It’s a perfect piece of mountain kitsch, representing a place that’s part general store, part goat sanctuary, and 100% unforgettable. Wear this and carry the wonderfully strange spirit of the Smokies with you.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.