Vintage Modern Matthew McConaughey "Alright Alright Alright Texas" T-Shirt - L
Fit & Sizing
- Modern Size: L
- Pit-to-Pit: 22 inches
- Length: 29 inches
Details & Authenticity
- Era: Modern
- Stitch: Double Stitch
- Tag: Gildan
- Material: Cotton Blend
- Condition: Excellent Vintage Condition (A modern piece with a classic feel, shows minimal wear.)
Alright, alright, alright. This shirt channels the effortlessly cool vibe of Matthew McConaughey's iconic first line in his breakout film, *Dazed and Confused*. The graphic lays out his signature phrase within the silhouette of his home state, Texas, colored to match the Lone Star flag. This isn't just a shirt; it's a mantra, a laid-back philosophy perfect for hot summer nights and just keepin' L-I-V-I-N. The esoteric bit? That legendary line was completely improvised by McConaughey for his very first scene on a professional film set, instantly creating one of cinema's most beloved stoners, David Wooderson. It's a piece of pure, unadulterated pop culture gold.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.






