Vintage Y2K Phish "One Fish Two Fish Dead Fish Newphish" T-Shirt - L
This piece is a classic artifact from the Phish lot scene, where fan creativity and jam band culture collide. The clever parody of Dr. Seuss's iconic book perfectly captures the playful, psychedelic spirit of the band's community. With a possible nod to the Grateful Dead ("Dead fish"), this tee is a true testament to the golden era of tour culture.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.

Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.