Vintage Modern "I Hate Pumpkin Spice" T-Shirt - L
Every autumn, a cultural tidal wave of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove washes over everything, and this shirt is your defiant stand against it. This isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a declaration for the non-believers, a quiet nod to those who prefer their coffee black and their seasons simple. The straightforward, mixed-font graphic—part typewriter classic, part flowing script—gives it a modern, almost memetic feel. It's the perfect uniform for navigating fall on your own terms, a sartorial sigh of relief in a world gone mad for gourds. Yeah, you said it.
The Faded Vibes Sizing Chart
Now that you have your measurements, here’s how we translate the pit-to-pit number into the modern sizes you see on our product pages.
Find Your Fit
Vintage sizing is all over the place. A "Large" from the 80s fits way different than one from today, and years of washing and wearing can change a shirt's shape. That's why we ignore the original tag and hand-measure every single shirt we sell.
Want to be sure? The best way is to compare our measurements to a favorite t-shirt you already own. Our Vintage T-Shirt Sizing Guide shows you exactly how.